Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize