just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize