I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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