don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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