Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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