You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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