the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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