I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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