Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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