problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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