A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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