So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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