She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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