Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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