Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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