Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm bleeding and have questions
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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