All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He has the fingertips of a God
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