My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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