Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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