I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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