That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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