I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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