i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Oh god it's open bar.
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