That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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