I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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