Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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