okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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