Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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