I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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