i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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