would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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