the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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