So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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