Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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