There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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