ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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So many bounce houses so little time
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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