What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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