it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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