just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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