I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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