We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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