Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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