I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Best friends brother. Beat that.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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