New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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