I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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