Non-Jews are for practice
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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