Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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