i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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