Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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