Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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